Journalism
“The tube is flickering now … “
by David Benjamin “When the shouting and tumult dies, the American people and president will realize that the unprecedented mudslinging against the committee by the extreme left-wing elements of press and radio was caused solely because another Fifth Amendment communist was finally dragged out of the dark recesses and exposed to public view.” —Sen.…
Read MoreDo helicopter parents have heliport kids?
by David Benjamin “Herbert T. Gillis: Son, is this the book you were looking for? “Dobie Gillis: Oh, yeah. Thanks, Dad. I don’t know what I’d do without you. “Herbert T. Gillis: Yeah, neither do I, but just thinking about it has made my whole day.” —“The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis” MADISON,…
Read MoreThe conscience of the news
by David Benjamin MADISON, Wis. — My first assignment in journalism, as a college-student stringer for the Rockford (Ill.) Morning Star, was a murder. Alas, it was no mystery. A guy had been killed in a bar fight in Beloit, Wisconsin. The killer was in jail. My editor wanted me to go over to…
Read MoreAre you ready for some foopball?
by David Benjamin “On TV the people can see it. On radio you’ve got to create it.” — Bob Uecker MADISON, Wis. — I’m not Ohio State. I’ve been an avid Green Bay Packers fan since I was twelve, but, despite repeated suggestions by TV color commentators like Daryl Johnston, I am not—personally—the…
Read MoreWhaddya gonna do?
by David Benjamin “… I looked and behold, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, and the stars of the sky fell to earth as the fig tree sheds its winter fruit when shaken by the gale; the sky vanished like a scroll that…
Read MoreThis isn’t really about Aaron Rodgers
by David Benjamin “Dan, there’s not a source.” — Adam Schefter on “The Dan Patrick Show,” 6 May MADISON, Wis. — Two weeks after impact, a lingering cloud of doubt hovers over the alleged scoop by ESPN’s Adam Schefter — reported on the National Football League’s Draft Day — that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron…
Read MoreFlaming Bikini Rabbis from Planet Sodom!
by David Benjamin “Then oddly there are all these people who have said they saw what looked like lasers or blue beams of light causing the fires, and pictures and videos…” — Marjorie Taylor Greene MADISON, Wis. — Whenever I catch up on the antics of QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, The Sound of Music…
Read MoreBrusveen was here
by David Benjamin In a period roughly between 1974 and 1983, I was an editor and columnist for the Mansfield (Mass.) News, where I served in a plethora of roles that included reporter, photographer and columnist. In the latter capacity, I wrote an opinion column called The Fourth Estate, a sports column called The Fifth…
Read MoreThe foreign despondent
by David Benjamin “First there was a single truck driver. in Genoa, then another, a friend of his, who went up to Milan… We have a printer in Genoa, he hands bundled papers off to three or four friends, and they spread it out among their friends. One takes ten, another takes twenty. And from…
Read MoreWhat's news, pussycat?
What’s news, pussycat? By David Benjamin “I think [the protesters] have succeeded in spoiling the show. The media will be split between covering the parade in Beijing and covering what’s happening in Hong Kong.” — Pierre Cabestan, political science professor, Hong Kong Baptist University MADISON, Wis. — Professor Cabestan, bless his heart, is wrong. There…
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